Brian Clevinger > Quotes

“Were you the cryptid?"
"Bah. Your FACE was the crypid.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo: The Savage Sword of Dr. Dinosaur

“Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped. The success or failure of any step will have no impact on the macro level.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“When your future self tells you to do something, YOU DO IT.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo and the Shadow from Beyond Time

“I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Black Mage: I was joking.
Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“We're not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with Jenkins.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness

“If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Well, the good news is I killed the space monster.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo: Atomic Robo and the Ring of Fire

“I really need to restructure my life so I can spend more time reading abstracts and less time punching dinosaurs."

- Atomic Robo”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo and the Shadow from Beyond Time

“We know the thing is four months away. Technically, it's already there and we're four months away.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo and the Shadow from Beyond Time

“Life is funny. You start out with limitless potential, but time is always shaving away the possibilities. Every choice you make is the choice not to do a thousand other things. What's important, when all is said and done, is that you made a difference. Your choices, and everything undone, have to mean something. Otherwise, what was the point? I'm lucky that way. My path was already there. I had only to walk it. I often thought even if no one knew of the good I had done with my life, it didn't matter. That it was done is all that counts in the end. But then I died. And I hadn't gotten to do any of it yet.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Okay, it's a matter of company policy from now on. You must build a reverse polarity setting into all experiments.”
― Brian Clevinger, Atomic Robo and Other Strangeness

“In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Sorry, I was a philosophy major, so nutjob cultist is the only job I can hold.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“I'm STREET. ... I've been ON a street, anyway...”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The line between genius and stupidity is drawn by vision. And let me tell you, the view from inside a dragon's digestive tract is filled with insight.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater

“There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty.”
― Brian Clevinger, 8-Bit Theater