Jenny Proctor > Quotes

“love a woman who has her priorities in order. Tacos first, then diamonds.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“Nah, I knew it was you. Nate texted and asked if I wanted to let you in.” “Wait, you could have said no?” Brody asks. “Rude.” “Brilliant,” Perry says. “I’d love to be able to screen people before they make it to my porch.” “But then you’d just say no to everyone,” Lennox says. Perry smiles. “Exactly.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss a Movie Star

“There are never any guarantees, Kate. Not in life, certainly not in love.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“Tacos first, then diamonds”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“I’m steady. I’m focused. No one controls me but me.”
― Jenny Proctor, Absolutely Not in Love

“Seven thousand, one hundred, and forty-five days" he whispers into my throat, his lips close to my ear. I lean back, catching his eye. "What's that?" "That's how many days I've loved you.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“I fit in anywhere, because I belong no where.”
― Jenny Proctor, Love in Bloom

“So. Should I be offended you threw my brother’s face behind your couch?” I wince. “I really hoped you didn’t see that.” “I mean, at least you tossed an ambulance back there to keep him company. The EMTS can dress his wounds if anything happened to his very pretty face.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“I ended up moving one of the armchairs in my living room up against the wall so I could sit and read and still be close enough to hear her.”
― Jenny Proctor, Absolutely Not in Love

“True compassion is always welcome. Pity, or someone making my pain about them, is not.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“Believe it or not, selling cookies right next to the bird seed and a display of gardening gloves isn’t all that unusual.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss a Movie Star

“No, it's not right, It's wrong every sense of the word. Wrong not to wait for Ben to get up before leaving. Wrong to leave things between us as unfinished as a half-crocheted sweater.”
― Jenny Proctor, Sadie and the Bad Boy Billionaire

“I thought about you every day, Kate,” he says softly into my hair. “I never stopped thinking about you.”
― Jenny Proctor

“What do you want, Alex?” He didn’t even hesitate. “I want you, Dani. You. Us. All of it. I never stopped wanting you.”
― Jenny Proctor, Love Redesigned

“I get the sense that she’s pretty introverted.”
― Jenny Proctor, Love Unexpected

“Is he trying to unravel me? Because he is absolutely unraveling me.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“Kiss me,” she repeats. “If you want them to know you’re spoken for, then show them you belong to me.”
― Jenny Proctor, Romancing the Grump

“I once drove three states over to pick up Tatum’s favorite ice cream,” Lennox says. Perry takes a swig of his beer. “I spent half my savings restoring a Steinway piano because Lila has always wanted one.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss a Movie Star

“I actually do a lot better at expecting the expected. So if you could just give me a heads up when the unexpected is about to happen, then I’ll be able to prepare myself appropriately.”
― Jenny Proctor, Love Unexpected

“Chicks are baby birds,” Mushroom said, not even lifting his eyes from his food. “Not women.”
― Jenny Proctor, Love Redesigned

“Are you a side sleeper? Does the weight of one breast falling onto the other get you down? Then this pillow is for you.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“He totally just looked up here. Also significant: Nathan is a defender. That kind of hotshot scoring move isn’t exactly his M.O.” “Which means what?” She gives me a pointed look. “Which means I think he was trying to impress someone.”
― Jenny Proctor, Romancing the Grump

“There are so many decisions in my future. But I don’t have to make any of them right now.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend

“I want to see the different pieces of her and understand how they all fit together.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Enemy

“My parents did a lot of things right, but they didn’t always talk to me like my thoughts were important, especially since they were so frequently different from their own. Josh got lucky. He loves hockey as much as they do, so his opinions always mattered. But mine? Not so much.”
― Jenny Proctor, Absolutely Not in Love

“He feels like home, triggering a craving for something I didn’t think I’d ever want again.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Best Friend