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342 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 10, 2015
He's a crude, caustic prick who can't keep his dick in this his pants.
The problem is, I just can't stop thinking about that prick.
She looks at me with contempt. She despises me. But when she kisses me...she kisses me like she hates me and wants me more than anything.
I mean the coffee substitute."
"Yeah, some herbal thing?" I ask.
He laughs. "It'll make you shit something fierce. Don't do it." Then he looks up at me. "Of course, it might help with that stick up your ass."
You want me, Katherine. You want me to plunge my cock into that sweet pussy of yours. I will, Princess. All you have to do is say it. Say you want me to leave you panting, the same way you did that night."
I hate you you." She has the most fuckable mouth I've ever seen.
"The feeling is completely mutual," I say, before I bring my mouth down on hers, crushing her lips against mine.
"Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm screaming the words inside my head. I've just lost my virginity to my new stepbrother. I'm completely fucked."
"You can't light a fire out here--there are regulations, you idiot," she yells. "Who fucking gets a--where did you even get a barrel, anyway? and what the hell are you--Oh. My. God. Those are my clothes in there. My pants. My underwear!"
I lied I'm not taking the mature road here. At all. This might be one of the most juvenile things I've ever done. I grin and shrug. "I told you I wanted you in skirts. No panties."
"What are you some kind of psychopath? she asks. "Who lights someone's clothes on fire? Something is seriously wrong with you."
"-Did you just spank me?
-It won't be the last time I do it, either.
-Do women fall for this shit?
-You're the one bent over your father's desk, Princess. You're also the one who's soaking wet. So you tell me."
"-So much for an orgasm helping with your uptightness.I really liked Katherine. She may have been stiff and very proper but she was also true to herself till the very end. Even when they started having sex regularly, she didn't suddenly change to sweet girl, no, she was still a bitch and he was still a jackass.
-Is that what you were trying to do? I didn't know fucking me would magically transform me. It sure didn't change you into Prince Charming."
"I haven't been a virgin for months now, thanks to you. And you're an arrogant, egotistical prick who can't think about anything except getting laid," I say, unable to resist.
"Nerd," he says, but his head lolls back as I jerk him off into my mouth, my tongue stroking the end of his head.
"Manwhore." I wrap my lips around his head, sucking in as I stroke. I cradle his balls with my other hand.
"Shit," he says, pulling my head down farther. "Suck it like you mean it, Princess."
“Don’t be crude.”
“Because I used the word pussy, or step-brother?" I ask.
“Both.” She squirms.
(...)
“Are you going to wash your hands before we go?” she asks through gritted teeth.
“I don’t think so,” I say, turning to start down the hall. (...) “I’d rather eat pussy for breakfast anyway.”
Katherine rushes forward and grabs my arm, jerking me toward her. “You’re going to smell like me,” she whispers. She’s so panicked-looking that it makes me laugh. “Go wash your fucking hands.”
“I would have washed my hands, before you started insisting on it,” I say. “But now I’d rather just bask in your scent during breakfast.”
“He's a crude, caustic prick who can't keep his dick in his pants. The problem is, I just can't stop thinking about that prick.”
“I’ve just lost my virginity to my new stepbrother. I'm completely fucked.”
“Don't worry, Princess, your pussy isn't magic and I'm certainly not hurting for it. It won't be a hardship to keep my dick away from you.”
“Shit. Do I look like - you know?”
“Like your step-brother just had his fingers inside your pussy and you're about to go sit in front of a bunch of reporters and pretend to be a perfect little family?” I grin. “Yeah.”
Katherine’s eyes go as big as saucers. “Don’t be crude.”
“Because I used the word pussy, or step-brother?" I ask.
“Both.”
"You want me, Katherine. You want me to plunge my cock into that sweet pussy of yours. I will, Princess. All you have to do is say it. Say you want me to leave you panting, the same way you did that night.”
“You’re the most irritating person I’ve ever met. I hate you.”
“The feeling is completely mutual.”
“There’s good sex, and then there’s sex where the memory takes up permanent residence in your brain, changes the f*cking chemical balance or something so that you crave it like a damn fix. It makes you jones for it, gets under your skin like an itch. That’s the kind of sex this is.”
You're not so bad, Princess.
I mean, for a stuck up bitch.
She said, I don't want a model
I don't want a movie star ..►♫
I said, No I don't need a model
I don't need a debutant
Just be a tough act to follow
You know, a free spirit, with a wild heart ..►♫
And lay with me babe
And laugh with me babe
I just want the simple things
Smoke with me babe ..►♫
Chicks have been trying to get with me since I was in middle school. Everyone wants that son-of-a-celebrity cock.
Too much pussy. It's my cross to bear.
"I’m not going down there smelling like --”
He interrupts me, looking at me with his eyebrows raised.
“Like you just had filthy sex on the floor of your room with your step-brother?”
I grab the pillow from the floor and throw it at him.
“Please stop saying that.”
“Step-brother?” he asks, grinning. “Does it bother you? I mean, you are keeping it in the family.”
I cover my ears. “La la la la,” I say. “I don’t hear you."
"You're the most irritating person I've ever met."
Her ass is pressed up against the desk, and I'm leg to leg against her.
“I hate you.” She has the most fuckable mouth I've ever seen.
"The feeling is completely mutual," I say, before I bring my mouth down on hers, crushing her lips against mine.