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95 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 21, 2022
“I wanted to be that kind of aunt for Violet, but we’re just not into the same things. She’s a born adventurer and I’m the opposite. I’m out of my element out here. I’m not the outdoorsy type like she is so I have nothing to teach her. I did try to prepare by watching a few YouTube videos, but videos about how to set up tents and tie certain knots were too hard to follow, so I put Stranger Things on instead.”Fortunately, her ineptitude leads her straight into the path of Cyrus, who takes one look at her and is obsessed. Dare I say, this may have been a bit too OTT in the insta-love department for me.
“I want her to fall in love with me and never leave. It’s asking for a lot, but I don’t know how I’m going to survive without her. Life has felt so different since she showed up. There was a heaviness in my bones that I lived with for so long and didn’t even realize was there.”“Life has felt so different…” Dude, chill your balls. You’ve known her for like three hours! This was before they even did the dirty. After that, the guy was toast.
"Don't go so soon," he whispers. "This is where you belong." -- Cyrus Colt (😍 swoon!)
I’ve never even been in a canoe. I tried the rowing machine at my gym once, but I couldn’t read my magazine with the constant moving, so I gave that up real quick.
I did try to prepare by watching a few YouTube videos, but videos about how to set up tents and tie certain knots were too hard to follow, so I put Stranger Things on instead.
“Oh, look at that tree!” I say, pointing at the line of trees. “That’s a Demogorgon tree.”
Violet turns to me with a skeptical look as I nod in encouragement. “Demogorgon?” she says with a raised eyebrow. “Isn’t that from Stranger Things?”
Shit, she’s only nine. I didn’t think she’d know about Stranger Things.
“Oh yeah,” I say with a hard swallow. “I guess the show named it after that tree.”
“What’s your name?” she asks me.
“Cyrus Colt.”
She laughs.
“What?”
“It sounds like a cartoon villain. Dun dun dun, it’s Cyrus Colt!”
“You’re telling me that you’re crazy rich and can travel anywhere on the planet for your vacation? Any beach, villa, or hotel in the world. And you choose to forgo every luxury known to man to stay in the mountains?!”
He takes a deep breath and exhales long and hard as he looks at me. “I guess that’s one way to look at it.”
“Have you ever been to a beach resort?” I ask him as I shake my head in disbelief. “They’ll just give you slushy alcoholic drinks with these adorable little colorful umbrellas on them! And everyone is so nice! It’s incredible.”
“I like it out here,” he says.
I look down at the dead rabbits in his hand and cringe. “Why?”
“Let’s start with something easier.”
“Like making a tent out of branches?” I suggest.
He sighs as he looks at me. “Like reading a compass.”
“People still use those?” I say, scrunching my nose up. “But everyone has GPS on their phones.”
“Not out here they don’t. And GPS can be turned off. How are you going to get around if that happens?”
“Uber?”
“What else do you want to learn?”
“Making a fire?” I say with a shrug. I don’t really want to learn how to make a fire. How hard can it be with a lighter? I just want him to keep that shirt off and creating a lot of heat with a campfire should do it.
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