Vacation Quotes

“Every inch of me hurts, and we are making the progress of a snail.”
“I know … Do you think it hurts to freeze to death?” Laura asked softly, morbidly.”
― Cricket Rohman, Wanted: An Honest Man

“When all else fails, go away completely, however long feels necessary.”
― Shellen Lubin

“You're one of those people who plans a lot of activities on vacation, instead of lying on the beach and taking it easy like everyone else, aren't you?"
"I can lie around and relax at home. A vacation is a chance for doing.”
― Tessa Bailey, My Killer Vacation

“There are two types of things to do in Branson: Things that cost money and things that aren’t fun. Some things are both things.”
― Jarod Kintz, There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't

“To go out into nature is to explore the mind of the creator.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson, Night of a Thousand Thoughts

“Well, I think every day’s a vacation for me.
When you really, really like what you’re working on, it’s like always being on vacation.”
― Andy Warhol

“As a kid, I was a loner', I explain, 'and I always figured that when I grew up, I'd leave my hometown and discover other people like me somewhere else. Which I have, you know? But everyone gets lonely sometimes, and whenever that happens, I buy a plane ticket and go to the airport and - I don't know. I don't feel lonely anymore. Because no matter what makes those people different, they're all just trying to get somewhere, waiting to reach someone.”
― Emily Henry, People We Meet on Vacation

“Travel, learn. and create.”
― Robin S. Baker

“Music allows us to travel back in time through our ear canals. The top song of 1991, Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You", takes me back to Branson in its glory year, and that's like a FREE vacation.”
― Jarod Kintz, Powdered Saxophone Music

“Three airport police officers threatened to arrest me eleven times while I was on my vacation and doing nothing wrong!”
― Steven Magee

“After the horrendous way the high altitude Denver International Airport staff treated me on my vacation, it is unlikely I will ever go to Colorado again!”
― Steven Magee

“I had an unfortunate encounter with mean staff at the high altitude Denver International Airport that ruined my vacation and I now avoid Colorado.”
― Steven Magee

“Fiction is for those who like to escape to an all expense paid, priceless journey to a place which may or may not exist for the sake experiencing every ride the attraction has to offer and to take anyone with them in exchange for the small cost of the purchase of the book.”
― Niedria Kenny, Order in the Courtroom: The Tale of a Texas Poker Player

“I travel with amino acid tablets.”
― Steven Magee, Pandemic Supplements

“Vacation is an opportunity to embrace your true self, whether that means finding rest and relaxation, pursuing personal growth, or simply enjoying life's pleasures.”
― Shabira Banu Hussain Sumbhaniya

“It’s Hawaii time!!!”
― Steven Magee

“Hospitals are resorts where sick people vacation.”
― Steven Magee

“Hospitals are the equivalent of resorts for sick people.”
― Steven Magee

“For some, the hospital resort for sick people is their final vacation.”
― Steven Magee

“Many people are bankrupted by their vacation at the hospital resort for sick people.”
― Steven Magee

“New Year Way Out by Stewart Stafford

Take off down the truculent highway
For a well-earned New Year escape
Tasty lunch at some time warp hotel
Seedy tree in an old folks dining room.

Destination reached in crimson twilight
Friends from back in the day greet us
Bags dragged in, up and put in corners
Then, downstairs for a seafood dinner.

Catch up on all the gossip and chat
Take a moonlight walk on the beach
Crabs roam the sand as sleep comes
Routine fractured in grinning dreams.

© Stewart Stafford, 2023. All rights reserved.”
― Stewart Stafford

“You prefer the tide and the waves, the unclouded and sunny days with hot weather….”
― Ikrame Selkani, Don't skip my memory

“Drinking a cool juice under a starry night sky, where the immense universe seems so vast
and infinite, listening to calm music, reposeful harmonized melody…”
― Ikrame Selkani, Don't skip my memory

“A great trip to a stunning destination is not just successful by gathering enough information about the place and the surroundings. You need an expert assistance to make your travel as smooth as silk.”
― Alkof Holidays

“Experience the serenity of the Himalayas, the rich cultural heritage, and the warm hospitality of the Nepalese people. Embark on a journey with us to Nepal, where adventure meets tranquility. Discover Nepal, Discover Yourself.”
― Ram Bahadur Ghale

“The Boardwalk.
That’s right. There it is, all that music and all that noise; the beating heart of Santa Carla. You can walk up there, past the three-tries-for-a-dollar booths with the hucksters urging you to win a big teddy bear for the little lady, past the food stands where the kids can load up on hot dogs and cotton candy, past the Tilt-a-Whirl, the Giant Mouse, and the Snake, where the kids have a chance to lose what they just ate, past the giant Ferris wheel, so brightly lit that it takes the place of all the stars in the nighttime sky. Then you come to the carousel. The kids call it a “merry-go-round,” but what do they know? You want to learn something new about Santa Carla, that’s the next place you go.”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, The Lost Boys

“New Zealand, is paradise found.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Australia, is paradise found.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“America, is paradise found.”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“Ireland, is paradise found.”
― Anthony T. Hincks