Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Jack Dee: Self - Guest Presenter, Self
Quotes
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Jack Dee : Yes, Queen Elizabeth I was bald and had wooden teeth and yet somehow managed to remain a virgin.
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Jack Dee : Can I just say that I don't call Hitler "The Fuhrer"? It's just written there.
Guest : So you were Only Following Orders?
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Jack Dee : Adult Walruses are recognisable by their Walrus Moustaches... and by the fact that they are bloody great Walruses.
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Jack Dee : Would anyone like to see a showjumping rabbit?
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Jack Dee : What's special about the A3106?
Paul Merton : It doesn't exist?
Jack Dee : No.
Paul Merton : It takes you to another Planet?
Jack Dee : No.
Paul Merton : If you go really fast it takes you to the 17th Century?
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Jack Dee : And with Paul Merton tonight, Phil Wank!
[nobody notices]
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Jack Dee : Lungless frog found what?
Peter Seranfanowitz : Smoking without consequence?
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Jack Dee : It's looking like Liz Truss is going to be the next PM. Don't take it from me, it's right there in the Book of Revelations.
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Jack Dee : With us tonight is Marcus Ber- Ah bollocks!
Paul Merton : Marcus Bergbollocks? Any relation of the Hampshire Bergbollockses?