- Jeanette Rawlings: [Jeanette has just come into the bedroom after her husband, Jack, has just had sex with the maid and is lying in bed naked] Would you put something on? God, you look ridiculous with your balls hanging out!
- Mark: [presumptuously] Well, honey, do you think we should invite Rick to the wedding?
- [scoffing]
- Mark: Just kidding, Rick. You're invited.
- Brooke Fields: I can't marry you, Mark.
- Mark: Why not?
- Brooke Fields: Well, I'll be busy the day of the ceremony.
- Mark: Huh?
- Brooke Fields: [scoffing] I'll be at a funeral. My own.
- Mark: [laughs it off] That's very funny. I like that.
- [pouting]
- Mark: Although I don't like being the butt of all your jokes.
- Brooke Fields: You see it comes very natural. You're such an asshole.