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"I'm going to put that fucker in the dirt as deeply as any man who's ever been murdered, ever since the world began."

I like angry and revengeful Locke but damn I'm so afraid of what's going to happen next! This book came as a surprise. *lol*

WOAH! OMG! NO! What the hell just happened? You know the phrase: "When the shit hits the fan"?
Well, this shit hit the fan alight! It slapped it in the face, hit it in the stomach and for good measure this shit didn't even pause at the "crown jewels" so to speak... In other words: I'm shook. *lol*

"I'm going to take Calo's advice. I'm going to stroll over to the Guilded Lilies and get my brains wenched out. They can put them back in in the morning when they're through with me; I understand there's an extra fee involved but I'll pay it."

Haha! You gotta love Locke for his reasoning. I mean a little tossing and turning never hurt nobody. *lol* Also remind me never to get on the bad side of a Bondsmage. O_o

"Well, I can't argue with the manifest wisdom of the boy that jumps off temple roofs. But I trust my points are noted," said Jean.
"Very noted," said Locke. "Received, recognised, and duly considered with the utmost gravity. Sealed, notarised, and firmly imprinted upon my rational essence."

Haha! I'm getting Nikolai vibes from Locke and I'm so here for it. Also I love that crew! The Gentleman Bastards are amazing!

"You're one third bad intentions, one third pure avarice, and one eighth sawdust. What's left, I'll credit, must be brains."

Bloody hell! This is brilliant! Locke Lamora and his Gentleman Bastards know how to plan a decent con game. ;-P

"Amazing." Chains scratched his beard. "You know you don't mumble and stutter quite so much when you're explaining how you fucked someone over?"

Haha! Seriously, I like Chains. He's so honest and blunt, I love it.

"There are only three people in life you can never fool - pawnbrokers, whores, and your mother. Since your mother's dead, I've taken her place. Hence, I'm bullshit-proof."

Ahh Father Chains sounds like a guy I'd like. *lol*