Bank Quotes

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Mark Twain
“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
Mark Twain

Ursula K. Le Guin
“He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream. He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary. In a human sacrifice to deity there might be at least a mistaken and terrible beauty; in the rites of the moneychangers, where greed, laziness, and envy were assumed to move all men's acts, even the terrible became banal.”
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed: An Ambiguous Utopia

John Steinbeck
“The bank - the monster has to have profits all the time. It can't wait. It'll die. No, taxes go on. When the monster stops growing, it dies. It can't stay one size.”
John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath

Steven Wright
“I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I didn’t have that much time.”
Steven Wright

“If you owe ten pounds to the Bank of England, you get thrown in jail, but if you owe a million pounds, they invite you to sit on the Board”
Philippe Riès

Kamand Kojouri
“I left the bank
because they wouldn’t deposit
my cheque of poems.
So I went to the store,
but they didn’t accept
my currency of words.
So I boxed all my stories
and took them to charity.
But they refused my donation
and asked me to give blood instead.
I opened the notebooks
and made them look, 'What do you think
I wrote these in?”
Kamand Kojouri

Toba Beta
“Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.”
Toba Beta, Master of Stupidity

Michael    Connelly
“It was during my explanation to my young daughter that I finally realized why I had been drawn to this particular practice of law. Yes, some of my clients were just gaming the system. They were charlatans no better than the banks they were taking on. But some of mu clients were downtrodden and disadvantaged. They were true underdogs in society and I wanted to stand for them and keep them in their homes for as long as I possibly could.”
Michael Connelly, The Fifth Witness

“True happiness is not money in the bank nor a luxurious home,
True happiness is a forgiving heart filled with love and gratitude.”
Charmaine J. Forde

David Plotz
“In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife didn't like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the house been picketed, but a Japanese trespasser had once made a run at the sperm, only to be nipped by a family dog.”
David Plotz, The Genius Factory: The Curious History of the Nobel Prize Sperm Bank

“Disruption to the Bank means Bank Revolution.”
Gun Gun Febrianza

Olawale Daniel
“Banks once offered savings accounts yielding 5% annual interest, taxable. In today's economic climate, banks offer 0% interest. You can choose the Bank of Bitcoin, offering a savings account currently yielding more than 100% annual interest, tax deferred. The choice is yours to make.”
Olawale Daniel

Michael Bassey Johnson
“Sometimes, it is not the money in your bank account that solves your problem, but the wisdom in your head.”
Michael Bassey Johnson, Before You Doubt Yourself: Pep Talks and other Crucial Discussions

Steven Magee
“I never keep my money in just one bank. They can disappear overnight and it can be a long time before you may get your money back.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“Assets are the new savings bank.”
Steven Magee

Anas Hamshari
“When you gain, they (banks) gain. When you lose, they’re indifferent.”
Anas Hamshari, Businessman With An Affliction

“As the economy began to improve in the early 1940s, she made small deposits into five local savings banks for Kiki's education. Having lived through the crash, when banks closed their doors and customers' deposits vanished, she was unwilling to entrust all her savings to a single institution.”
Jane Sherron De Hart, Ruth Bader Ginsburg: A Life
tags: bank, money

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Sıra dışı manzaralara sahip bazı banklar vardır, onlara bir kez oturdunuz mu bin kez daha aynı banka gelip oturursunuz!”
Mehmet Murat ildan

“Your bank will tell you the amount of money you have. Your life will never tell you the amount of time you have.”
Marin Darmonkow

Steven Magee
“I never thought I would see the day the bank was staffed by an army of masked bandits!”
Steven Magee

“JIGGARA Informasi tentang PERBANKAN, TRADING dan INVESTASI”
JIGGARA

Steven Magee
“I probably will never get another loan in my life for anything.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“If one large bank has collapsed, more may be coming.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“I am not sure why you need a bank for storing cash, as they are not paying interest on savings anymore.”
Steven Magee

Rove Monteux
“Within the vast expanse of a nation's economic landscape, the act of borrowing money from a bank assumes a pivotal role in shaping the destinies of individuals and the collective.”
Rove Monteux, What is Wrong with Society Today

Steven Magee
“Nothing is concrete until I have a deposit in my bank and a signed contract.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“Having savings is an old-fashioned idea from a past era of low inflation and high bank interest rates.”
Steven Magee

Steven Magee
“Saving money in a bank account is how you lose money.”
Steven Magee

Mehmet Murat ildan
“Belki de yalnız kalmak istiyor diyerek yorgun olduğun halde boş bir bankın yanından geçip gittiğin oldu mu? Yapılacak çok işin olduğu halde belki de yalnızlıktan bir arkadaş arıyordur diyerek boş bir banka oturduğun oldu mu?”
Mehmet Murat ildan

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