Jimmy Tudeski Quotes

“Clearly these were deliberate waterworks to make me feel bad about myself and what would you know, they water-worked perfectly!”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Double Trouble

“My soul might have been hijacked last night, but I definitely didn't sell it, did I?”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Complicated

“No, I'm not the best writer in the world, my grammar skills won't please every English literature student and I refuse to use the thesaurus on my laptop to make out I'm a writer who has swallowed a dictionary, but I do offer love and loyalty to those people who enjoy what I do.”
― Jimmy Tudeski

“The worst thing about being a writer? All my sexist and funny characters saying shit in my books, then quotes being stuck beside my name like I bloody said it myself”
― Jimmy Tudeski

“I will confidentially shove that confidentiality agreement up your confident secret keeping arse in a minute Rose!”
― Jimmy Tudeski, Complicated