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The Poison Diaries by Maryrose Wood
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Sixteen-year-old Jessamine lives with her father, an apothecary, in an abandoned church she calls "the cottage". Her father's obsession is a forbidden garden where he keeps deadly and poisonous plants from around the world. Jessamine lives a boring life- taking care of her father and the plants, writing in her journal, doing household chores. Until a stranger shows up at her home with a present for her father. The present is Weed, a strange and introverted boy, whom with Jessamine builds a friendship, and later, a romance. Weed has a secret, though: plants communicate with him, and he is especially wary of the Poison Garden. But when Jessamine falls inexplicably ill, its up to Weed to unlock the secret of the dangerous garden in order to save her life.

When I first started this book, I thought it was going to be good. The premise was unique and the writing was lovely. I really liked Jessamine's journal and how her voice fit the time period. Quickly, though, I got sick of it. The writing soon became (pardon the pun) too flowery, and the beginning was incredibly boring. No conflict was introduced until nearly 50 pages in.

And once Weed was introduced, it was too late. I already had a sour taste in my mouth. Jessamine proved herself to be a weak character. All she did was cook, clean, and then become unconcious. I thought we had gotten past the whole Disney Princess concept. I guess not. And Weed and Jessamine's romance was incredibly awkward. I kept wincing and getting embarrassed for them. Weed would have been interesting if his ability wasn't so silly. He talks to plants, or more correctly, plants talk to him. I kept getting these absurd mental images of flowers with lips, and too soon I was past the point of taking this book seriously.

And the ending was pretty horrible. Once Jessamine got deadly ill, she couldn't very well write in her journal, could she? So Weed had to pick it up. From there, things got even weirder. It would shift between Weed's POV (which was eerily similar to Jessamine's), and these weird tripped out visions which Jessamine had of a Plant Prince or something. It was quite difficult to follow. And of course it ended openly because we can't have a stand-alone now, can we?

*sighs* There are just some books that don't need to be written.
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Reading Progress

June 30, 2010 – Shelved
June 30, 2010 – Shelved as: young-adult
June 30, 2010 – Shelved as: fantasy
June 30, 2010 – Shelved as: historical-fiction
July 13, 2010 – Started Reading
July 13, 2010 – Shelved as: series
July 13, 2010 –
page 39
14.03% "It's a slow start, but I'm diggin' the writing."
July 14, 2010 –
page 76
27.34% "And the love interest is introduced..."
July 15, 2010 –
page 131
47.12% "*hums Batman theme song* Plant boy!"
July 16, 2010 – Shelved as: harperteen
July 17, 2010 –
page 231
83.09% "Blah. Lets just poison them all and get it over with."
July 19, 2010 – Shelved as: 2010
July 19, 2010 – Finished Reading
July 24, 2010 – Shelved as: read-2010
July 24, 2010 – Shelved as: multiple
November 10, 2010 – Shelved as: medium-sized
November 28, 2010 – Shelved as: suckfest
February 8, 2011 – Shelved as: e-book
March 14, 2011 – Shelved as: pretty-covers
March 30, 2011 – Shelved as: romance

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message 1: by ~Tina~ (new)

~Tina~ I'm going to be reading this soon so I can't read your review:( But I'm sorry you didn't like it hun:(


message 2: by Kim (last edited Aug 04, 2010 02:17PM) (new)

Kim And once Weed was introduced, it was too late.

It usually is when weed is involved ^^

Nananananananah...


message 3: by Nic (last edited Aug 04, 2010 02:30PM) (new)

Nic Kim wrote: "And once Weed was introduced, it was too late.

It usually is when weed is involved ^^

Nananananananah..."


LMAO!


message 4: by ~Tina~ (last edited Aug 04, 2010 02:44PM) (new)

~Tina~ And how preytell do you know this dear Kim?
Hehe!


message 5: by ~Tina~ (new)

~Tina~ I wasn't going to read this till after, but I couldn't help myself. Great review, I'm going to have to read this one soon.


Morgan F Kim wrote: "And once Weed was introduced, it was too late.

It usually is when weed is involved ^^

Nananananananah..."


If Weed's name wasn't capitalized, perhaps the book would be a whole lot more interesting.


message 7: by Andrea (new)

Andrea Great review! Maybe I was just in the mood for slow, weird and British when I read this? And I agree, the ending/dream sequence thingy was odd and sort of . . . odd is all I got, I think. The writing and British-ness (and that it was free and went fast) were probably the reasons it got a 3½ from me.


message 8: by Morgan (last edited Aug 04, 2010 03:16PM) (new) - rated it 2 stars

Morgan F I forgot to say in my review that I was very excited that the characters were English. It gave me an excuse to whip out my bad British accents. Because sometimes I read aloud to myself.


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