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Bone Gap
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bookshelves: 2018_read, brothers, cinnamon-and-wonders, coming-of-age, cool-magic-mysticism, kids-and-young-adult, cows-and-horses, oddities, orphans, please-like-my-novel, the-villages, under-toad, various_ailments, you-gotta-be-kiddin-me, молодые-любовнички, экспекто-патронум
Jan 25, 2018
bookshelves: 2018_read, brothers, cinnamon-and-wonders, coming-of-age, cool-magic-mysticism, kids-and-young-adult, cows-and-horses, oddities, orphans, please-like-my-novel, the-villages, under-toad, various_ailments, you-gotta-be-kiddin-me, молодые-любовнички, экспекто-патронум
A Polish immigrant comes to a police station.
'Officer, I think my wife is trying to kill me!'
'What makes you think that?'
'I found something that says "polish remover" in her drawer!'
This book is immensely adorable yet VERY MESSY in the plot department.
Regardless of all the "alive alive" corn fields in the story, black mares as the blackest of nights (duh), wandering goats (not ghosts!) and enchanted castles with swarming with servants (yep, managed a bee metaphor into the review!), my biggest question is to the Most Beautiful Girl, also known as A Botanist Studying at Univerisity and Still Communicating Using Only Occasionally Correct Present Simple Tense. Also, Miss Ruby, I know it takes some precious time to google, but even I bothered to check that there is no such Polish word as "golobki", "pierogi" is plural, for god's sake -- and I'm only writing a review, not a book.
Otherwise, the romance between the "bee-eyed" girl and the guy with a "problem with faces" is really adorable, I enjoyed it very much.
'Officer, I think my wife is trying to kill me!'
'What makes you think that?'
'I found something that says "polish remover" in her drawer!'
This book is immensely adorable yet VERY MESSY in the plot department.
Regardless of all the "alive alive" corn fields in the story, black mares as the blackest of nights (duh), wandering goats (not ghosts!) and enchanted castles with swarming with servants (yep, managed a bee metaphor into the review!), my biggest question is to the Most Beautiful Girl, also known as A Botanist Studying at Univerisity and Still Communicating Using Only Occasionally Correct Present Simple Tense. Also, Miss Ruby, I know it takes some precious time to google, but even I bothered to check that there is no such Polish word as "golobki", "pierogi" is plural, for god's sake -- and I'm only writing a review, not a book.
Otherwise, the romance between the "bee-eyed" girl and the guy with a "problem with faces" is really adorable, I enjoyed it very much.
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Quotes Katerina Liked
“The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does. —ANONYMOUS”
― Bone Gap
― Bone Gap
Reading Progress
July 29, 2015
– Shelved
July 29, 2015
– Shelved as:
to-read
January 24, 2018
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Started Reading
January 24, 2018
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Finished Reading
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
2018_read
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
brothers
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
cinnamon-and-wonders
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
coming-of-age
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
cool-magic-mysticism
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
kids-and-young-adult
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
cows-and-horses
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
oddities
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
orphans
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
please-like-my-novel
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
the-villages
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
under-toad
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
various_ailments
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
you-gotta-be-kiddin-me
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
молодые-любовнички
January 25, 2018
– Shelved as:
экспекто-патронум
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Jan 25, 2018 07:55AM
ой, я очень согласна с критикой, но Финн и девочка-пчела (как там ее) сразили меня своей милотой на 5 звезд))
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Anna wrote: "ой, я очень согласна с критикой, но Финн и девочка-пчела (как там ее) сразили меня своей милотой на 5 звезд))"да, они миляги, но я несколько упала в обморок, когда в сюжете появилась вся эта магическая ебанина, не говоря уж о фаршированной капусте, my ass)
Katerina wrote: "Anna wrote: "ой, я очень согласна с критикой, но Финн и девочка-пчела (как там ее) сразили меня своей милотой на 5 звезд))"да, они миляги, но я несколько упала в обморок, когда в сюжете появилась..."
я слушала аудиокнигу и как-то очень грамотно уходила в транс когда начиналась ебанина :D
